Here are some Surd achievements !!
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.
Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train.
The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him unable to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was "There should not be last coach in any train.""
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator alarmed approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here, “Answer the following questions in brief”.
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
Sardar gets an opportunity to fly to a near by country. Sardar never has been on an airplane anywhere and got excited and tense. As soon as he boarded the plane, a BOEING 747, started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BOEING....'.
He forgets what is around, and even the pilot in the cockpit could hear the noise.
Annoyed by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT!'.
There was pin-drop silence every where and everybody is looking at the Sardar and the angry Pilot.
Sardar starred at the Pilot in silence for a moment and all of a sudden started shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OEING!!!...'.
Two Sardarjis went into a pub, after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets, and started to eat them. 'You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,' complained the pub-owner. So, the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.
Mr. Jaswanth Singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.
Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" ,
Person did not understand what Singh was saying and said " Excuse me sir, FAT???"
Sardar : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat".
Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Sardar about the problem.
Then Sardar said, Hey Manager! Look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.
In a party, one of Zail Singh's friends asked him "How many chappathis he could eat in an empty stomach.
Zail replied "Seven".
Then his friend told him "When U eat the first chappathi your stomach is no longer empty .Then how can U eat seven ??".
Zail was impressed by this tricky question.
So as soon as he went back home he asked his wife " How many chappathis can you eat in an empty stomach ??".
She replied "Five".
Then Zail told " Shit!! If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it"
One day sardarji decides that he is fed up of Sardarji being called fools. So, he decides to fool the others and show them that they too are fools.
Our friend goes to the top of Kutub Minar in Delhi and peeps down from the top with a lot of interest.
Somebody taps him on the back and asks, "Sardarji what r u looking" our friend replies "sssssshhhhhhh, Stand in the line.."
After sometime ,somebody asks the same question to the second guy and he gives the same reply.
This goes on.
After a while our friend sees that the line has reached the bottom of Kutub Minar. So, he feels very happy that he has succeeded in fooling so many people & decides to tell turn back.
He does so , and... HE SEES A LINE OF SARDARJI'S ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination, which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet – Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour, he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The invigilator alarmed approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour".
"But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing”
The bystander “A Marathon race is going on”
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize”
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!